You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

You know you’re a Concealed Weapons Carrier if:

-You start your day selecting what clothes do not print.
-While shopping for a new belt, you select one by what goes best with your holster.
-2:30, 3:00, 4:00 are not times of the day.
-OWB, IWB are very different internet terms than LOL.
-The most expensive part of your dress attire is that custom made leather holster you wear.
- Instead of family photos in your wallet you have concealed carry permits.
-Family members are tired of you asking “can you see my handgun under this shirt?”
-$200 is to much to spend for a pair of shoes but your holster was made by a 100 year old Native American in New Mexico, which is made out of a now extinct species, and cost more than you make a month.
-Baggy pants are not only a young mans style but it is the only way you can manage to get your IWB holster in your pants.
-You laugh at any full size auto under .45 ACP but carry a $1,000 9mm because it is really really small.
-Bending over to tie your shoes is a hard task but you can manage to contort you body in to unimaginable ways to see how your new gun feels while wearing it.
-It takes you 15 minutes to pick which one of your carry guns would be perfect to wear on your latest outing.
-As soon as you get home you clean lint off your gun but have not run the sweeper on the carpet in a month.
-If you ever asked your significant other “does this 1911 make me look fat?”
-A major goal of yours it to get every CCW permit from every state that issue out of state permits.
-Your hip has a cramp because you slept the wrong way on your holster last night.
- You have trouble remembering you cell phone number but you know every concealed carry law from every state.
-At the end of the day, your back right hip is boned to the grips in a manner that would have made Milt Sparks proud.
-You forgot how to reach for things over your head with your right hand, even if you're standing in the kitchen in your underwear.
-When standing up after eating, you habitually do a back and to the right shirt tug.
-When hugging someone, you shoot your arms under theirs in a race for who's got the waist position.
-You sell the idea of mice in the office to cover for your own occasional squeaking.